September 18th, 2005

California bear

Another story...

A man, dark-haired and dressed in a uniform of pink and yellow, sat alone at a wooden table in the headquarters for the Lesser-Known SuperHeroes Alliance. He was relaxing, kicking back to some Simon and Garfunkel on his iPod when a frantic man, dressed in three different shades of red, interrupted his chill-time.

"It's terribly horrible!" the intruder shouted, "Banana Bandanna Man has abducted and kidnapped Expendable Lad, and now he is in perilous danger!"

"You're right, Captain Redundancy! This is apocalyptically bad!" the first man's eyes bulged, iPod discarded, chest heaving rapidly. "What must we do!?"

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